King For A Day - Chris McDonald

Sowerby Bridge-based Chris McDonald, MD of The Trading Floor, won't be Lonesome Tonight with Brazilian supermodel Giselle on his arm. Let's just hope he doesn't get the GI Blues when he leads his nation into battle.

Who would you choose as your Queen, and why? I would choose Giselle Bundchen. Shallow perhaps but I am the King!!!

What one law would you pass to make 'the lives of your citizens better? I would have drivers over a certain age tested every year.

Which form of Medieval torture would you re-introduce, and for whom? The ducking stool. I would start with Kerry McFadden and her husband.

Who would you bring into court to advise you on stately affairs? Jo Brand, Peter Kay and Ben Elton. Between us we could come to a realistic solution to most things!

What would you banish from this Fair Isle? Work shy fools, drugs and middle lane drivers - that would just be day one!!

Your bloodthirsty subjects want a war to boost morale - with which country do you pick a fight? How about the Americans? Only 17 per cent of them would even know where the UK was!

Finally, what monument would you like your people to build in your honour? I would like to have a monument representing England, Scotland, Wales and Ireland coming together as one - obviously in Yorkshire!

(EN Magazine - March 2008)